NIGERIA....MY BELOVED LAND
(1) Where ladies don't accept
flowers
for
valentine or birthday gift.
(2) Where lizards go look your
eyeball,nod head
and say "notin dey happen
guy"
(3) Where a blind beggar will
reject a
fake
naira note.
(4) Where Groundnuts are sold
in BOTTLES &
WATER is sold in SATCHETS.
(5) Where parents claim they
always
came
first position in school.
(6) Where You Can Be A Driver
For Years
Without A 'DRIVER's LICENCE'
(7) Where the Presidents and
other
government officials don't
know the
national anthem.
(8) Where the govt dont give a
hoot about
nobody.
(9) Where Gala and Lacasera is
d best
option
wen stuck in hold up.
(10) Where you are jailed for
stealing Maggi
and given a chieftancy title for
stealing millions and Front row
seat in
church
(11) Where we fight for
everything. To
gain admission to university, to
get a job
and to
enter a bus!
(12) Where u are robbed
ofyour phone
and
the robbers come back for your
Pin code n
charger.
(13) Where politicians use big
unnecessary
grammar to scam people.
(14) Where your type of
GENERATOR shows how
RICH you are.
(15) Where you can easily
blame your
unsuccessfulnes on family
members in
the
village.
(16) Where rich men
must have a pot
belly,
and a healthy looking Man is
despised in the street as a
pauper
(17) WHERE IF U DO ANYHOW U
GO SEE ANYHOW.
(18) Where generator is a
social
amenity.
(19) Where people dey collect
change
for
beggar hand.
(20) Where igbo
men produce Toyota
camry jeans and Dr. Dre
slippers
(21) Where the man who had
no shoes
is the
president.
(22)where bb torch is sold on
hold up for
12k.
(23) Where Igbo men
drink beer
with
straw and coke with cup
(24) Where a 60-yr-old grandpa
is
a National youth leader of PDP
(25) Where citizens are more
afraid of
Police
than Armed robbers.
(26) Where we are stil proud to
b a
nigerian.
(27)where xconvict
became Governor of a state &
a true loyal
citizen cannot stand infrontof
state
house.
despite all dis issue na naija sure
pass non
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